(mollie, i'm going to poke fun at your home. remember i like you)

some strange things about the home I'm staying in:

-there are something like 6 phones in this house, 4 of which are cordless.

-there are about 16 boxes of cornmeal in the pantry and more prune based products than i have ever seen in my life.

-three cats that barf. all. the. time. (i was not warned about their eating disorders)

hm. i guess that's all the strangness in this house that i can think of right now. maybe i can include the german girl next door who teases her hair and acts suspicious everytime we meet in the elevator.

other than this oddly put together house...my only other question is: where in god's name are all the fire trucks going! i wake up all night long to the sounds of these trucks, and during the day i plug my ears on every other block. someone, someone please solve the mystery for me before i start chasing the trucks like some rabid dog.